People's Choice!!

People's Choice

January 10th, 2006

By: Colonel Depp (Brittany Lee)

Actor , Johnny Depp, was nominated among other actors like Nicolas Cage and Samuel L. Jackson. Johnny, currently filming the sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl; Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest.

Johnny has worked very hard and deserves this award. For so long he's been known for his outstanding films and gratitude.

He deserves every award he is nominated for. He works hard just like many of the other actors, but he isn't as recognized for his talents as they are.

Johnny Depp is known for his captivating role as captain Jack Sparrow. The most fearsome pirate in the 'entire world'. As Depp basically grew up during the filming and makings of 21 Jump Street, teenage girls ooh-ed and awed over Officer [Tom] Hanson. That was also when he became this 'teen heart-throb'. He didn't like being labeled as such, but many of us couldn't resist his charming looks and magnificent talent. Although he's matured and has a family, many of us can't help but notice that he still can sweep us off our feet.

Kind, generous, gentle, handsome, amazing; are just a few words that can describe Johnny Depp himself, in general.

He knows what he's doing can do it well. Johnny Depp has captured the hearts of many. Although rumors still lurks and the truth still to be told Johnny is at his best when laying low and on set.

I congratulated Johnny Depp for winning these award. My heart goes out to you, as does many others'. We are here for you every step of the way. Well done and keep up the brilliant work.

DEPP DAY

DEPP DAY

In Deppville!

A little about Deppville also

Written By: Colonel Depp~Gonzo Journalist

What is Depp Day you might ask? Well it's a Johnny Depp lovers dream come true, it is. It is a virtual holiday that is only celebrated in the virtual community of Deppville. You don't have to be a member of Deppville to celebrate though. You can celebrate it anytime you want. But we've scheduled a date for October 22, 2005. How is Depp Day celebrated? You just take the day to watch all of the Johnny films you can. If you are a Deppville member then we make a folder with our favorite Johnny Depp pictures. How can you become a member? Easy, just sign up here...http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group/deppville/.. There you will email me, Colonel Depp, and I will make you a Deppville Citizen if you so desire. I will give you a virtual Deppville Home Address.

Deppville has a history as well, once a member you have access to the files folder, there I have the Deppville History. You may read that, so you know what you are--in a way dealing with. I hope you join, we are always up to new members.

Why is Johnny Depp so special to us? Well good question. My answer for that is simply, him. He has a great attitude, sense of humor, and terrific acting skills. He has inspired me to do many things, including starting this here blog. I've also written a few books dedicated to him. He has inspired me to do many things--but I steer clear of the drugs and alcohol. I know he had a rough sounding childhood, he did everything there possibly was, drug wise. That is one thing I don't do, but I don't think he's a bad person from it. Yeah it's surprising, and a bit depressing but he has changed over the years.

He has inspired me to write. He gives me ideas for my books, I have at least one thing Johnny Depp related in my books and stories. I try. He has inspired me to act as well. I have many dreams and they are quite big. I would like to meet and act with him one day. To me Johnny Depp is my hero. How can a man such as Johnny be a hero to someone like me? Well he's inspired me so much and I love him for that. I thought of him to be my hero. I mean he keeps me stable--but not so sane. He is my anti-drug. He is my heart and soul. I have a bit of him in me--as it were. I want to do everything I can to make my dreams come true. He is the reason for my self-confidence in my writing.

When it comes to my writing I am devoted. My writing is my life. Every bit of confidence goes into my writing. Now I don't have much self-confidence any other time, when I'm not writing. And I should--everyone should! My advice is to never give up on your dreams. Try your hardest. If you give up you will never fulfill your dreams. If you keep trying you will. You can do anything you want as long as you set your mind to it. Block all negative thoughts and comments. Be positive at all times. When times get rough, just keep on going.

There was something I read somewhere and it was something J0hnny said. He said something like, never give up and such. I wish I could find it. It was good advice.

~ COLONEL DEPP

MY AntiDrug

MY Anti-Drug
By: Colonel Depp

Is there anything that we could do without Johnny Depp? I doubt that. I couldn’t live without at least one thing Johnny. Johnny Depp has changed my life completely. I mean now I can walk into a store with that urge to look for something. I go into stores now and go directly to the posters or to the Electronics and see what movies they have in stock. It’s a habit and I don’t know what I would do without Johnny. I wouldn’t be who I am today.
Johnny Depp is my anti-drug. He keeps me drug free. He keeps me “stable” but not “sane”. I go nuts when I see a picture that I haven’t seen or when I find a poster I want. I shriek and freak my mom out. I have to control that, so I say ‘Oh My Gosh!’ instead.



X Corpse Bride X

Victor (Johnny Depp) is going home with a friend to marry his fiancée Victoria (Emily Watson). They both stop in the woods for a rest. Then as a joke, Victor puts his wedding ring on a finger-shaped stick and recites his wedding vows. The finger-shaped stick turns out to be a rotted finger belonging to a murdered girl (Helena Bonham-Carter), who returns as a zombie and insists that she is now Victors lawfully wedded wife.

Victor who is freaked out about this whole experience tries to fix his problems. He is determined to marry the love of his life.

This film would be very interesting to watch being made.

I would have loved to see Johnny do the voices of his character Victor. To see him wave his arms about, standing there yelling as if he’s about to fall down, and pretending to run into a tree, as seen in the commercials. What a site that would be. I would be laughing my butt off at that experience.

I especially think that it will be a great film. When you get Johnny Depp and Tim Burton together like that, you know the film will be good.

Theatre Release:
September 16th


WORLDWIDE: September 23rd

Gonzo Flying Sky High! Hunter is ready for his final fling! His Last Hurrah!

Written By: Colonel Depp

Hunter S. Thompson, wow what a man! This man had quite a personality. So great in fact that he was the creator of "gonzo journalism". That right there is amazing. And to have your successful novels turned into outrageous films, that in my opinion are out of this world. Johnny Depp and Thompson made a great team.

I am really glad that Hunter gave birth to "gonzo journalism", now I have an excuse for my crazy writing. Nah, I've just been inspired. To tell you the truth, I haven't read his books, but I did reserve "The Rum Diary" at the library.

Even though Hunter is dead, I think that his death taught me a few things. Don't take crap from anyone, live your life to the fullest, life is short. Respect yourself, you're all you've got. Live your dreams, do what you can to make your dreams come true. Don't give up just because you can't forfil your dream, giving up is the biggest mistake because then you really won't fulfil your dreams. You gave up trying.

His death sort of inspired me as well, as weird or as cruel as it sounds, it's true. His death inspired me to keep "gonzo journalism" alive. Like he told me, "Take over "gonzo journalism", keep it alive, inspire people."

I've always enjoyed writing and now I have a reason to keep on writing. Not because I'm good at it, but because I think it's something Hunter S. Thompson would have enjoyed. Im doing this for Hunter.

I am devistated that Hunter took his life. I'm actually quite angry. His committing suicide made me think of all the times I wanted to end my life as well.

When something like that goes through your mind, there is no stopping the thoughts. They just come, they just poor into your mind.

All those times I thought of committing, it was for foolish reasons. Either I didn't have a boyfriend. I never really did. Or I was upset and thought I would never meet Johnny Depp, ever. At that point in time I am so depressed I don't care what I do, or what happens to me. I don't even care how I die, I just want to. But I eventually snap out of it. No harm done.

Just emotional feelings hurt, nothing too permanent. And I am glad because after all of this time, after 14 years I realized a reason for me, a reason for living.

I have a wonderful family. My Papaw is the best. He can always put a smile on my face. He is my reason for living. If I took my life, he wouldn't be able to cope.

And my parents. I just started getting close with my dad again. I guess as I got older, I drifted away, but I realized all I wanted was my realationship with my dad back. That there is no reason for me to take my life. That is precious to me. Life is precious. And now that I have that bond with my dad back I wouldn't want to give it up.

A while back I thought that I'd love to have a father-daughter relationship with Johnny Depp, but I said to myself, how could I have a father-daughter relationship with Johnny, when I barely have a proper one with my own father? Now all I want is an uncle-neice relationship or a cousin-cousin relationship, something close with Johnny Depp.

I also thought that if I were spending more time with Johnny, if we got buddy-buddy like,that I'd be spending more with Johnny then I ever did with my dad. I'd be bonding with Johnny more, and that I should be spending more time with my dad. That is why I decide to live every day. So that I can build a strong bond with MY dad.

And my mom. My mom and I are very close. If I spend too much time away from home, I get homesick and start to miss her a lot. And she gave birth to me, she'd be scared for life.

And my brother, my brother is still young yet. He wouldn't understand much. He might cry every once in a while. But if I took my life, I wouldn't be able to torture him anymore. Nah, I love him, the little turd.

There's also my friends. I have close relationships with my friends. I would be tearing them to pieces if I took my life.

Also there are things I haven't done yet. Like I never got to drive, date or meet Johnny Depp. I can't die now, I have to live to forfil those things. Hunter's death made me realize all of that.

His death sort of inspired me to be a "gonzo journalist" and make me act more like a kid and be happy.

I may be the next "gonzo journalist", maybe the first well known female "gonzo journalist", what ever I may be I always have Hunter S. Thompson in my heart. Even though I never met him. I feel like you don't have to know him, or anyone to have them in your heart. As long as you have love for that person or faith.

I would have loved to have been able to go to Hunter's funeral, but I would have broken a rule, I would have cried. Hunter's funeral tomorrow isn't going to be full of tears and greif, that's not what Hunter wants. Hunter wants everyone to celebrate his life with a shot of whiskey in their hands. He wants people to be happy.

It's a shame that Johnny lost a dear friend of his. Johnny knew a great man. I would have loved to have had the chance to meet this astounding author. It's a shame he had to take his life in February. He will be missed.

Deppster's Gonzo Journal

It is said that Once Upon a Time in Mexico is possibly going to be converted to PSP. Robert Rodriguez would like to make a game for PSP using the movie Once Upon a Time in Mexico. "That would be cool, a Once Upon a Time in Mexico video game for the PSP - The Man with No Eyes. He would be a blind gunfighter."
From the following site: http://www.cinematical.com/2005/08/18/once-upon-a-time-in-mexico-for-psp/
My thought on this is that it would be awesome to have Once Upon a Time in Mexico as a video game. Then all I’d have to do is buy Charlie and the Chocolate Factory game for PS2 and Pirates of the Caribbean for PS2, and just have to get a PSP to play the Once Upon a Time in Mexico game.

This weekend on August 20th, Johnny Depp will shoot Hunter S.Thompson’s ashes out of a cannon. Johnny Depp is paying for this funeral for the late writer which will be held at Thompson’s former home in Woody Creek, Colorado. But Johnny’s main duty is to launch the remains of the gonzo writer out of the cannon.
Information from the following came from http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,12589,1551580,00.html?gusrc=rss

Anyone who's anyone is headed to Aspen this weekend for a final farewell to Hunter S. Thompson -- whether or not they have an invitation to rub elbows and ashes with Johnny Depp at the official blow-him-up-real-good festivities on August 20.
Rick McKinney is walking the 900 miles from his home town of Idyllwild, California, to Woody Creek in hopes of a sneak peek at the private memorial service. McKinney's not your average voyeur, though. "I'm walking toward Hunter's funeral to raise awareness of depression and the high rate of suicide in the United States," he explains from a pay phone in "the middle of the forest" forty miles south of Grand Lake.
And this isn't just one man's lonely crusade. Somehow, the former journalist (who suffers from depression) convinced Backpacker magazine and Merrell shoes, among others, to sponsor his pilgrimage. To get ready, he spent a month in Leadville training at high altitude -- and he also left a car there so that he could drive, rather than walk, back home when the deed is done. But McKinney sprained his ankle last week, and now that he's only covering about ten miles a day, he's worried he might not make it to Aspen on time. As read on http://www.westword.com/Issues/2005-08-18/news/offlimits.html

Hunter S. Thompson's widow is holding a massive star-studded party instead of a wake for the writer's funeral this Saturday - to honor his final wish.
The lavish bash, which will be attended by 250 guests including actors Sean Penn and Johnny Depp, will include readings from Thompson's work and live musical performances. The unusual ceremony will also see the cremated remains of the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas author, who was a huge fan of explosives, being shot into the air over his Woody Creek, Colorado, home.
Hollywood star Depp - who portrayed Thompson in the 1998 movie version of the bestseller - is financing the send off, and has been busy constructing a special cannon so he can blast his late pal Hunter S. Thompson's ashes into the sky.
According to The New York Post, the memorial platform/cannon will be unveiled on Sunday and has been modeled on Thompson's Gonzo logo: a clenched fist, made symmetrical with the addition of a second thumb, perched above a dagger.
Thompson's widow Anita insists the upbeat celebration is perfect for the unconventional star.
She says "No crying, no tears, only celebration. He wanted people to celebrate.
"He envisioned it to be a beautiful party. The most amazing people would be there.
"His friends would celebrate his life. And he was even specific that there would be clinking of ice and whisky."
As read on http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/article/2444049

JOHNNY DAILY NEWS part 2

Johnny Daily News
All done by: Colonel Deppster
With the help from Depp Impact and Johnny Depp Yahoo Group Members!

Dedication:

I dedicate Johnny Daily News to all of the Johnny Depp Yahoo Group Members. Including: Lisa, Ali, Hana, Alexandra, Elizabeth. Everyone! Thank you so much! This is for all of you. Sorry if I didn’t put your name down, there are so many of you.
This is something for all of you to read and enjoy. I thought of this yesterday, and was like I love writing, and I love Johnny Depp; why not write about him, in a news letter? I thought, “I’m Brilliant!”
This news letter is for all of you special people. Actually I think I’ve only been sending it to Depp Impact. So consider all of you lucky. I appreciate the suggestions, keep sending them please.

Facts:

• Johnny used to have nightmares that he was being chased through bushes and ponds by Skipper from Gilligan’s Island?


• Depp adopted and saved a horse, Goldeneye, from destruction after filming Sleepy Hollow.


• Johnny’s last name, Depp, means “idiot” in German. It also means schmo, plunker, oaf, moron, dork, and fool.


• Johnny filmed Finding Neverland in 2002, before Pirates of the Caribbean, in 2003.

• 7018 Hollywood Boulevard is the address of Johnny’s Hollywood Walk of Fame Star.


• Johnny Depp enjoys food from Arby’s


• Johnny rolls his own cigarettes. He uses Bali Shag tobacco with Rizla paper.


• The wine that Johnny drank on the Oprah Winfrey Show on November 2, 2004 was Chateau Petrus wine, makers of rare Bordeaux witch retail from $1,850 - $4,700 per bottle.


• Johnny doesn’t like John Wayne.

Johnny hates the sound of vacuum cleaners.
Johnny is fond of giving piranhas as gifts. Chris Connelly and David Letterman both received one.

• Johnny’s favorite cartoon character is Pepe Le Pew.


• Johnny owns a Porsche and a Mercedes.


• While in school Johnny copied from fellow classmates.


• Johnny usually wears his buckle to the left side of his waist.


• Johnny is close with niece Megan, whom did a photo shoot with him. Megan is Christine’s daughter.


• About half of Johnny’s tattoos are done by NY tattooist Jonathan Shaw.


• Depp loves to shop at thrift and antique shops.


• Johnny isn’t into open relationships.


• Johnny plays guitar at some of Vanessa’s concerts.


• Depp plays a lot of Barbie dolls with his daughter, but is always the girl, never Ken.


• Depp owned a painting from serial killer John Wayne Gacy, of a clown and since his execution; Depp has developed a pathological fear of clowns…and got rid of the painting.


• Johnny has a bug collection, a mustache collection, and a gun collection.

Releases:
21 Jump Street Season 3- September 6th
21 Jump Street Season 4- November 1st
Edward Scissorhands 15th Anniversary Special Edition- November 15th
The Libertine is said to be released September 16th in the US *in select theatres only* November 23 in France
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
Starring Jay Leno.
Actor Johnny Depp; actress Eva Mendes; Shout Out Louds performs. 62 minutes- (CC), In Stereo
Fri Aug 26 11:35P on NBC Network this is a repeat to those who didn’t see it when it was on TV.

Thanks to http://everythingjohnny.tripod.com/id22.html for the information.

RUMORS:
It is said that Johnny may appear in Sin City’s sequel.

Movie Quotes:

Jack after waking Mr. Gibbs

Jack: Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys, the man who was sleeping, a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
All of this was also at the site above.











Johnny Depp
A report written by: Gonzo Journalist (Colonel Deppster)
This report is about the wonderful man himself and how it came to be that I chose him as my favorite actor.

Walking through Blockbuster for me is like going on a scavenger hunt. You don’t know what you will find until you find it. You have to look really hard and know what you are looking for if you ever want to walk out with a great movie.
One day my mom, my younger brother and I went to Blockbuster. Just wondering what was in and if there was anything good. I spotted a movie sitting on a shelf for sale, Pirates of the Caribbean: Cures of the Black Pearl, the title read. Sounded like a great movie if you ask me. My mom decided, what the heck, and bought it.
I was anxious and excited; I really wanted to watch the movie. I was staring at the DVD box the whole way home. I realized there was a man named, Johnny Depp in the movie. At the time I wasn’t too familiar with him.
When we had gotten home we decided to watch it. My brother had gone outside, and my dad was still at work. So it was just me and my mom, sitting on the couch with just the light of the TV and we popped the movie in the DVD player.
There was a part where I was a bit nervous watching it with my mom, the part where Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann were below deck, I thought it was going to be this mushy scene, and honestly I don’t like watching those scenes with my mom that much, I get uncomfortable. As I was shifting in my seat waiting for that part to be over I was first and foremost relieved that the scene didn’t turn out mushy. I sat there quietly the rest of the movie, chuckling at Johnny Depp’s facial expressions. When the movie ended, my mom and I both agreed that it was a remarkable movie.
Directly after the movie had ended, I got on my mom’s computer and looked this Johnny Depp guy up. I found out some very interesting things. I remember looking at his filmography and saw What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? I thought, I remember watching that a long time ago, but didn’t remember Johnny being in it. I only remembered Leonardo DiCaprio being in it, because he was apart of the Growing Pains cast at the time, and watching Titanic was a habit as well.
Then I looked up Orlando Bloom and found out that he and I have the same birthday. January 13th, wow, I had thought, and I still think this very day, I share a birthday with a very hot guy!
I think that after watching Pirates of the Caribbean started my obsession over Johnny Depp. I mean it lead to me reading about him, quoting what he says in Pirates of the Caribbean because I ended up watching it so much, and buying what ever there was with Johnny’s face on it. Yep, I diagnosed myself with Johnny Depp Compulsive Disorder, ah and it’s actually great sometimes.

The other day I was on imbd.com and found out some interesting facts. I found out that Johnny’s nicknames are Mr. Stench, (self chosen) and Colonel (given by Hunter S. Thompson).
Johnny had gotten his “Betty Sue” tattoo May 31st, 1988, Johnny was 25.
I found out that “The Fast Show” later named “Brilliant” a British television show is Johnny’s favorite TV show. Along with “Whose Line is it anyway?” I found that out on freewebs.com. When I read that, I thought, man, “Whose Line” is my mom’s and also my favorite show as well.
Johnny made a guest appearance in Brilliant’s last-ever sketch in its last-ever episode.
In 1999 he Co-Owned a restaurant/club in Paris, called Man Ray with Sean Penn and John Malkovich. I’m not sure if he still does. It is a possibility. The restaurant is located in a renovated theatre and serves Tibetan cuisine.
I also found out a lot of interesting facts about Johnny as a child that I thought was very interesting.
As a child Johnny was allergic to chocolate.
One day Johnny was waiting for his dad to pick him up from school, and a guy drove buy him, rolled down his window, and said, “God, what an ugly kid!” When I read that I thought, how dare that man ever call Johnny ugly! I was watching E! True Hollywood’s Story, and it showed a picture of Johnny when he was in 7th grade. He was adorable. I don’t see how anyone would call him ugly. That guy better feel sorry now.
I found out that Johnny has 8 scars on his left forearm, not sure what from. Could be Evil Knievel scars or he might have been a slicer. I haven’t a clue.
When Johnny was a kid he liked to do everything twice. When his mom turned his bedroom light off, he would jump up and turn it off and on over and over.
He has a scar on his right cheek from blowing fire out of the side of his mouth. It read on the web site, the side of his smile, but that didn’t make any sense.
He was trying to copy Gene Simmons (of KISS) fire breathing trick but it went wrong. He told his mother it was a firework. A man saw his face alight and rushed him to the hospital. That man saved his life. Gene mentioned that a kid tried to copy his act and got burned. He mentioned having 11 years experience and said there was no need to copy him. He even got burnt a few times at shows and the roadies had to throw water on him. I guess that kid was Johnny eh? This information was given by the wonderful Ali.
He wears a size 12. He believes in ghosts. He was sleeping in a London hotel that used to be a hospital. He was just lying in bed and saw a ghost of an evil surgeon’s face. He says it suddenly came right at his face. It really scared him. It would scare me too. And after that I would definitely believe.
I read that Johnny had bought a painting from the serial killer John Wayne Gacy of a clown, and since his execution, he has developed a pathological fear of clowns and got rid of it. I hate clowns as well. I remember this painting my grandmother had of a sad clown. Some of you may be familiar with it. I would cry every time I saw it. She ended up putting it in the shed. I also remember seeing it in an ice cream parlor when I lived in Florida. I never sat where it hung, ever! Then I moved to a small town in Ohio. I went to the local theatre and there was that same picture. I am absolutely terrified of that painting. I hate clowns. I share that phobia with Johnny and I don’t blame him for hating them either.
I also had a bad experience with spiders recently. My room is in the basement, and I was putting my shirt on one day. I went upstairs to do my hair and I felt something on my arm, I thought it was a hair so I flicked it off. I ended up flicking of a spider that was the size of a quarter. From that day forward I check my shirts inside and out. I also put my shirts upstairs in the office closet.
I read that Johnny laughs at people when they choke, because one day he was choking on a piece of meat and at first he was scared, but shortly after he thought it was funny and started laughing.
I found out that a few things freak him out, for one racism freaks him out. And he had gotten a tarantula for his birthday one year and he would try to touch it and he’d scream. I would have loved to have seen that! Maybe I should give him one for another birthday of his so I can see him scream?
I read something about Johnny when he was younger, that I used to do. When he was 7, he used to catch chameleons, or lizards, and train them. He would put them on his finger and flick them. He trained them to fly? I’m not sure. I used to catch these cute little lizards that were all over the place if you looked, when I lived in Florida. I would catch them and put them in a jug and those little boogers where hard to catch, but once they were in the jug I would shake them up. I’m mean I know, but they survived. They were a little brain damaged. But they survived!
I also read something that reminded me of Ed Wood, if you have ever seen it. If you never seen it, it was about a director that used to dress in women’s clothing. Mainly angora sweaters and skirts, Johnny wore heals and a wig as well. It is a very hilarious movie. It is weird, but it is a must see.
But I read that when Johnny was younger, he used to wear his mothers clothes. AH HA! I knew it! I also read that he respects transvestites. Oh my! Maybe he is one his self. I can see it now, during the day he’s a dashing original Johnny Depp, with a temper, but by night, he dresses in a mini skirt and a tube top, puts on heals and a wig and goes dancing. I really hope not, but if so it wouldn’t surprise me. All of his cross dressing characters may have rubbed off on him, or those characters sparked his interest when he used to wear his mother’s clothes. Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, when will you ever learn? Oh well right? We still love him. Even if he likes to wear women’s clothing, he looks gosh darn good in them too!
Even if Johnny does wear women’s clothing, he is still a sweet guy at heart. I read that in a visit arranged by the Make-A-Wish Foundation he brought a terminally ill 11 year old to the set of Ed Wood, and hovered over her the entire day.
During the making of What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? He gave a homeless woman a lift and all the money he had in his pocket at the time. That man is so generous. I don’t think he’d have a problem with meeting one of us one day. I mean even if it’s just an autograph. I read that Johnny is the number one celebrity that will give his fans an autograph, any time any where. That is great I think!
Over all of Johnny’s shocking and surprising moments, we all still love him all the same. He is a great guy deep down, and he has his quirky and crazy moments, but that’s why I love him. His personality, his sense of humor, his facial expressions, his luscious voice and his dazzling looks. We all love him for different reasons. Some of us love him for his looks and talent. Others just love him for his looks. But no matter what you love him for, Johnny Depp is the most loveable actor around.

JOHNNY DAILY NEWS

JOHNNY DAILY NEWS 8/14/05

All done by: Colonel Deppster

• Hunter S. Thompson’s funeral is next weekend. Media (paparazzi) are not invited. Johnny Depp was figured to have wanted this funeral to be a private affair.

They are releasing a 15 year anniversary edition of Edward Scissorhands: The Anniversary Edition. I am not sure when this DVD is coming out, I will look into that. But it will be released on Full screen and wide screen.

• DEPP TO DO PORN WITH DIRECTOR TIM BURTON!

Johnny has done some crazy roles, but this, this has gone too far! I don’t think he should go off and do this. For some of the crazy Johnny Depp fans, who fantasize about him being naked, well this would be a film you would want him to do. What about Vanessa? What about his kids? To me if he does this film he will be the male version of Madonna! Goodness sakes think of the children Johnny, I mean it’s not like they “won’t” find out. They will, and frankly, if that was my dad, I would be disgusted.

Upcoming Films and Plots…

Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest- The sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. There will also be a third film not yet named.
Tim Burrton’s The Corpse Bride- A movie animated just like A Nightmare Before Christmas, if you didn’t know is also a Burton film. I think it will be quirky and funny.
The Rum Diary- The sequel to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

(I know there are other films, but I can’t seem to find them on any sites at the moment)








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You will be on a bit of a rollercoaster ride, but the thrill it brings will be worth it. Your easy come, easy go attitude will make you totally irresistible. A chance to try something new will lead to a meeting with someone who is just as much a thrill-seeker.
Today's Lucky Numbers: 3, 8, 11, 22, 39, 46

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